It’s useless to know kung fu.
One must have mind.
You’re not too nuts, you can still be saved.
Take some pills with water,
go get some water there, be good.
I tell you.
Don’t think I am really lunatic.
Do you know? I pretend nuts as I don’t want others to cheat my mother.
Nuts! You’re really lunatic.
You even eat a stone given by others!
You pretend nuts too?
Sure.
Be careful.
It’s deal, young man.
Hey... what if we pay more fool?
Yes...
It’s a pretty girl.
Go ahead.
Come here.
Mr Long, how are you?
You’re my fans.
I am your fan?
No...I’m your fans
Fans?
No...I’m your fans.
You like take photos too?
I do envy you.
My world is only in the kitchen.
While you can go to visit Pyramids, the Himalayas.
Why don’t you take a photo with your fan?
Good...a photo together...
Good...
Take photo.
Good.
Come on...
What is your name?
I’m Yinsu.
Yinsu?
People rarely have his name now.
Come one...thanks...
Thanks everybody.
Stop fooling.
Miss Shenny, you’re planting?
Last time I spoilt your dads Five Luck
this is Eight Luck.
I bring this for him.
Miss Shenny,
you’re so kind and sympathetic.
My brother is lucky.
Aren’t you lucky?
Nuts! I’m not nuts! You’re not being possessed wither.
You think I don’t know.
We’ve agreed not to reveal our secrets.
Sure.
You love my brother?
What is it?
You might tell me.
Only my loving him wont work.
He’s calling up Karen and begging her right now.
Bullshit, look at you, you’re wearing in unisex.
Do you know one must have good taste in clothes.
A girl must know how to make up, look at me.
Help me out.
Take this and make up yourself.
No way.
For the good sake of my brother, go
Miss, this is not bad.
Sister-in-law.
Shenny.
Wow, you’re much prettier now?
Sister-in-law.
This is not bad.
It doesn’t suit me, I am just looking.
You must try on before you know.
No way. Try it on...
This is too sexy.
Come on...try it on.
This is...too sexy, no way.
Very pretty. No way.
Wrap it up.
I’ll go up first.
What’s on?
I have something to tell you.
What is it?
It’s the end of the month.
You still owe me $45,000, when will you pay it off?
No way.
I asked you to come so that my father hates you
but my father doesn’t hate you,
but the family likes you instead.
How can I pay as you haven’t achieved that?
Furthermore, I had a quarrel with Karen just for you.
Forget it.
What do you mean?
Don’t worry, I wont earn your dirty money.
See you.
No, lets not see again.
Goodbye, Handsome.
Bye Bye
Oh, Shenny.
Where are you going?
Hey, you want to see Little Fei?
Karen Kam, you haven’t died?
Bye bye.
Oh, no, that was my younger brother.
Sir.
Shenny.
Kung said you got me this Eight Luck, thanks.
I must apologize,
I pretend to be possessed by Judge Pao.
I know.
I pay you back this $5,000.
No, this is a gift from me.
No, I mustn’t take it. I’ll leave now.
You’re leaving?
No one will see you out?
No need.
Come and see me in Cheung Chau.
Karen, take it easy, listen to me.
Go and chase your girlfriend.
You’d better drink some water.
My mother didn’t wrong you, she died ages ago.
Cant you just respect her a bit?
You think only you speak foul language?
This is Arabian, saying you’re a louse egg inside camels shit.
Honey.
Why did you make your face like a monkey bottoms?
Don’t you like this?
You nearly scared me to death, I thought you’re flirting.
Honey, we haven’t...
Haven’t what?
I have a meeting to attend to tomorrow morning.
You’d better take a bath and sleep early.
Why buy so many cosmetics products? You’re flirting.
How can they publish Women’s Secret Lovers? Shit!
My darling Yinsu, from Dream Boy.
Who is Dream Boy.
This dress is so sexy.
This split is up to the hips.
Who will you wear this for?
Monkey affairs?
I’ll change clothes.
Want me to help you change trousers?
Want to die?
Hi, I am Muscle, and you?
I’m called Bo Bo.
Bo Bo? What a good name!
Do you come here often?
Just occasionally.
No wonder you have such good figures.
You really have great body.
Tell you, I also have this equipment at home,
you can try to exercise your waist.
I don’t think you only want exercise?
What else do you want to do?
Muscle, Muscle
Here.
Who is this?
This? Your friend!
Miss, don’t say I’m busybody, but judging what you’ve achieved.
Your triceps is bigger than biceps, your back is thicker than your busts.
You just look like a stapler.
Look, you made her angry now.
Why are you standing here and not change clothes?
I’ll take sauna bath.
Hurry up, lousy.
Miss, we two are destined together.
I’ve won Mark Six, shall I invite you to dinner?
You prefer caviar of truffles?
Hey, a portion charges $20,000.
Stupid boy.
It’s me.
Stupid girl.
Why are you so smartly dressed today?
I was born smart, you...can be smart too.
I used to play sports.
Though my father failed to marry your mother, I’ve found you now.
Lets go dinner, and chat.
Do you know?
I pretend lunatics as I don’t want men
to cheat my mother.
Lets chat while dining.
Do you want truffles? $10,000 a portion.
I don’t like dining with a man in a suit, this is OK.
Wearing a suit is just the appearance.
Inside you can still find breast muscle, belly muscle.
Man, how big is your breast muscle?
Just the size is not enough, must be tough too.
Not only touch,
must move too, moving like this.
Your friend?
He’s my boyfriend.
You know she’s my girlfriend, you...
Let you have her then.
When did I become your boyfriend?
Honey.
Why are you back so early?
I have a gathering tonight, I want you to be my partner.
Change clothes, dress as pretty as you can.
I’ll be waiting for you, quick!
She must be wearing that sexy dress for me.
Don’t think astray, she’s called Yinsu(kind), so she must be kind.
She'll never dump you.
What are you murmuring here?
Nothing, dad, you...?
You two are going to candle-light dinner, and no one cooks
therefore I’ll become the cook.
Yinsu is coming down.
Will this do, honey?
Wait.
Your...your dress?
What’s wrong?
I wont go now.
Why don’t you go now?
It’s been cancelled.
How come has it been cancelled?
Because of typhoon.
There’s no typhoon, the weather is so good.
Where are you going?
Going to a meeting.
You didn’t mention it just then.
They’ve just called me up, why?
Forget about him, he’s been under great pressure recently.
Dad, ld better cook dinner for you.
Lets cook together.
My dear buddies.
This book is great, you must go through it.
What? Nocturnal emissions? It’s a porn book.
It takes time to read as its so thick.
You’ve read it already, why don’t you tell us the content.
This book is about a photographer, I have a suggestion.
I’m make myself the character.
Good. Good. Go ahead.
I’m arriving the bridge,
a very big, beautiful bridge.
The frame is novel,
so I want to take some photos
but I soon lose my way.
Sir, you’ve drunk a lot.
Suddenly a woman comes to lead me the way.
Is she pretty?
She cant be described as pretty.
She’s just the woman among women.
She’s like the news reporter
at the CNN channel.
Smart and clever woman.
Is she pretty?
She...can really attract middle-aged men like us.
She’s the kind of perfect housewife.
Yinsu, lousy housewife.
Don’t shout, listen to me first?
Don’t interrupt.
That is a perfect housewife.
Indeed she’s a very clever, humorous woman.
She’s also very sexy too, very attractive.
But her husband doesn’t understand her at all, never cares about her.
My appearance at that moment is vital to her.
My appearance as charmed her so much.
She invites me to dinner,
and wears the pretty evening dress I buy her.
We drink together.
We dance together, we even listen to music together.
and then we...
What do you do? ...Go on...
Say...What do you do?
We then kiss.
Great, good point. Hey, do you go to bed?
Right...do you go to bed?
I wont tell you.
I hope you can think of the result of the story.
I say,
he must have slept with that lousy housewife.
Say!
Do you sleep with you at last?
Sir, you’re drink?
Do you sleep with you at last?
Sir...whether he sleeps with her has got nothing to do with you?
Why not? That lousy housewife is my wife.
Marie Striple is your wife?
Sharon Stone is my wife then.
You fool me?
Beat our idol?
Morning, dad.
Morning.
What breakfast is there?
Dad, I have something to talk to you.
Go ahead.
I find I cant go on with Yinsu, I want...
Want what?
Don’t ever divorce with Yinsu.
Listen to me, I surely have a reason.
Reason? You want a concubine.
Look, you must have been beaten up
as you seduced others wife.
Say no more.
Listen.
lf you dare to divorce with Yinsu,
you aren’t no longer my son.
Never mind him.
Even if he gets a concubine, I wont let that woman in here.
What are you looking? You’ve never seen turnips?
Haven’t seen you long? You come to exercise?
No.
What’s wrong with you?
You’re sad?
Yes.
I’ve very bored.
My two elder brothers lost their lovers.
It’s none of your business, right?
They are so good to me. I know about brotherhood love only now.
How precious is it?
$20 million.
Why?
Where’s your boyfriend?
I don’t know.
You woo a girl though you’re lunatic?
Bill, please.
Nuts, I am destined to be with you.
Since its fate, lets play a game.
Lets go...
$1 ,000 for a point.
I don’t know how to play.
Then $10,000 for a point, what do you think?
$10,000 if we miss a ball, and double up.
lf one hits three balls consecutively, he gets $30,000.
lf you hit the black ball by mistake,
you’ll be in bad luck.
You have to compensate $490,000.
Whoever retreats now is damned fool.
Why don’t we bet $1 million with Stone, Scissors and Paper?
Whoever backs out now is damned fool.
Paper from me. Come on.
Yes, pay me, $1 million.
Pay you?
Want to deny losing? So many people see it.
Who saw it?
Did you see it?
Ass-hole, so you played to fool me?
Beat him up for me.
Must I teach you a lesson?
You’d better hide yourself up.
What to run?
Where are you going?
I’m getting late supper.
You know I am mighty now?
Nuts...no...hero, please spare me.
What if I give you the money first?
lf no enough, I’ll have it send to you tomorrow morning.
Say, how am I going to believe you?
What do you want then, hero?
Make the side brighter,
I want stronger light there.
Adjust the aperture to 1 I,
don’t let reflection spoil the picture, OK?
No...I can only make it to 4.
How about the bottom part?
Bottom part? Not bright enough.
It’s OK, I can increase the aperture.
No need for that reflecting board,
just brighten the light near his bottoms
Come on, don’t cry, no sunshine now.
Act gracefully, rub your boss’s tears away.
Lift up your head...
Life up your head.
Raise your shoulders too.
Still higher, lift up the bottoms a bit.
Still higher...Higher.
You show him the posture.
You’re high enough already.
Just lengthen the front a bit more...
Tongue, oh man, take it easy, this is a high-class place.
Don’t spoil the party.
Yes..., Beautiful, Wonderful, I love.
Don’t stop, Yes.
Is there sun-tan oil?
One that makes the body shine.
No sun-tan oil here.
Only balm, I’ll get it.
Are you alright?
I’m fine.
You get late supper at 7:00 pm?
Are you very hungry?
I fear you’re starving as you fight so hard.
You’re strong, you didn’t injure in the hand despite the long fight.
Do you have girlfriend?
No.
I don’t like others having two lovers.
I’ll definitely kill a guy who has two girlfriends.
Furthermore, I hate one-night stand, too
I just...cant bear it.
I feel uneasy
just by hearing one-night stand.
Don’t try to run down on such people if you’re one of them.
Horrible, how come I run down on such people?
Little Suen, please don’t make such a remark about me
I’m not that kind of person,
I am not that irresponsible.
I get uncomfortable...
just by thinking about such evil deed.
l...I want to vomit.
Little Suen, I really cant accept,
I cant even mention that.
Give me warmth, just give me some warmth?
I’m cold, give me some warmth.
How do you feel now?
Eat something to warm yourself.
Didn’t you say you’re going for late supper?
There’s good restaurant up there.
Wait...
It’s fully occupied.
Kung.
You’re lady after these years.
Who is she?
I’m his girlfriend.
Please wait.
Hello, Kung.
Who is she again?
I’m his final girlfriend.
Wait.
Kung?
You,
I’m his one-night stand girlfriend.
Wait.
Hello, Kung.
His first lover.
Wait.
Kung.
You.
He loves me secretly.
Wait...
Kung, its good you’re here.
What a coincidence you’re here!
Right.
And this?
This has nothing to do with me.
Kung.
He’s the one who taught me to cook curry chicken.
The bell rings, please go out.
I don’t mean you.
Why are you so smart today?
I must win over you today.
Take it easy, no...
No!
No way.
No, I wont let you win.
Just let me win one time.
No!
I mustn’t let you win as I don’t want you to be in comfort.
I’ll give it all to you.
Son, come here.
I have something to tell you, drink it...
I’ve kept these words for years, I just want to tell you now.
You’re the one I pamper most among you three brothers.
As you resemble me most.
You’re as smart as me.
I used to be smart and horny when I was young.
I did have sexy eyes.
You look like me so much.
But as you grew up...
I find you always stand against me.
Maybe you’re like me too much.
I’m sorry to you.
I didn’t teach you well, and you became lunatic.
Do you know, how many times I just want...
The one lunatic is me, not you.
Go to sleep now.
Dad,
you make me cry now.
Son, what’s wrong with you.?
Dad, I’m sorry to you.
I’m sorry to you indeed.
No.
To tell you frankly, I am not mentally ill.
Brother, let me tell you frankly.
I couldn’t help myself out so I pretend lunatic,
I don’t want to cheat you anymore.
I don’t want you fund anymore, I’ll get myself a job.
He’s very ill, lets call for doctor.
Oh Go get the nurse here.
Brother, you didn’t know you’re in luck.
Shenny is a good girl, go chase her back.
He’s really normal now. Of course I am.
My wife has eloped.
Yinsu left an letter and left.
I asked her to leave.
Why did you ask her to leave?
She’s a good wife, why you frame her take a man?
Where has she gone?
Cant you be a bit romantic?
You can see her when you go for sunrise tomorrow in Cheung Chau.
Don’t wait on, go to Cheung Chau at once
Go...
You go too.
What about you?
It’s midnight, I’ll wait till there’s ferry service.
You’re really a good main this time.
Bye.
Wife, I finally see sunrise with you.
May I ask you a question?
Go ahead.
Do you mean to wear this sexy dress to watch sunrise?
Do you remember what occasion is today?
Today?
Our wedding anniversary.
I meant to buy this dress and wear it for you.
Wife, you’re so pretty.
You’ve had your teeth fixed too?
Therefore I’ve decided to get 3 months leave.
We’ll go to The Himalayas and the Pyramids.
We must see sunrise in all countries.
Really?
Shenny, didn’t you say you can get $50,000 by the end of the month?
I don’t have $50,000.
I learnt on thing which is more important than money.
What did you learn?
Packaging.
Shenny.
Why are you here?
l...come to help you do the packaging.
We come to help you do the packaging too
Sir.
You’re Shenny's mother, right?
Yes, I am...
I’m father of Little Fei.
How are you?
Sit down...make yourselves at home.
Time to pay rent again.
Why are you so kinky?
Man, I’m not only take rent, I also take others life.
You’ve done this action twice, you needn’t repeat.
Really? I don’t think so.
It’s dangerous as you don’t think so.
Man, take this cheque.
Take a look. More than the exact amount.
Take it now.
Thanks.
Mind you steps... Goodbye.
Dad, you’re too polite.
I put a handkerchief in his pocket,
of course licked with a bitch’s gland.
Fifteen minutes from now on.
All dogs in Cheung Chau
will be interested in this guy.
So you take philtre as balm?
We must take snapshots of this,
is there a camera?
I’ll go and get more.
Get some snapshots back.
Sorry to make you pay for our rent.
No problem, were a family.
What family?
I always want to run a roast duck shop next door to here.
I have a better suggestion, lets break down the wall
then we can run the shop together, and make good packaging.
We must defeat the foreigner chicken shop.
Good idea.
Good, both my two brothers are in couple now.
But I fail to get one, how stupid I am!
Is there a seat?
Get a number first.
Is there bonus?
Good...you’ll be the boss’s wife, OK?
Queue up now.
Is there bonus?
Tycoon Sing? Congratulations.
What have you been doing recently?
Tycoon Sing? Tycoon Sing is over there.
Luck comes.
I know luck comes, great, its Pauline Yeung.
This is my younger brother Little Feng.
Wong Pak Ming, Cheung Kin Ting, Chow Sing Chi, God of Breast, Wu Sien Lin
You managed to invite so many stars here?
They are all my old clients.
So they come here to congratulate me.
Oh? Except for Tom Cruise, Julia Roberts,
Antonio,
Marie Striple and Her Majesty,
all movie stars have come.
There’s still someone.
Look see who is here?
Boss,
congratulations.
Thanks...
Where is your father and brothers?
They are serving guests inside.
I’ll go find your father.
So many people here, so don’t make a mess.
What? Look, you all see now.
You think I am not clever enough?
Don’t take me as lunatic.
Is she your girlfriend?
You aren’t gay?
Why do you make such remark about him?
He is a lunatic.
l...Sorry...
Go ahead...
Left, right...you left right, left right again.
Is there...
Sister-in-law
Sister-in-law...